God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven

Jesus:

Jesus:

Jesus:

Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

(via stilesbae)

me: hey google what's up

google: did you mean the stratosphere?

me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via pencil-tip)

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

(via heliolisk)